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The Rise of the Idiots

radiated Channel 4 in early 2005 a total of six episodes from Nathan Barley. The sitcom was allotted only little success, so today was not another season produced.

The tragic figure of identification of the series is Dan "Preacher Man" Ashcroft (Julian Barratt). He writes, will be renamed for the fictional magazine Sugar Ape, "from that a little later start of provocation in" SugaRAPE. Understandably, Dan suffers from the underground level of the publication and almost entirely composed of men exposed to editors. As the alleged coup, he writes at the beginning of the first episode of an article titled "The Rise of the Idiots," in which he hollow with his eyes, settles on a permanent pseudo-subversion aimed the web-generation in a big way: "The idiots are self regarding consumer slave, oblivious to the paradox of their uniform individuality." Those just beginning but after the publication of the article Ashcroft idolatrous worship and call him from now on as "The Preacher Man".

One of Ashcroft's fans also represented by Nicholas Burns Nathan Barley. Nathan recover a homepage with the eloquent address www.trashbat.co.ck , consisting of semi-funny flash animations and evil violent strike, the Nathan's pitiful Interns Pingo plays. "Facilitating Self-media node", his self-description. With oversized headphones, which compete with his mobile phone headset, injected Nathan - phoning constantly - on his ridiculously small BMX bike through the streets. Is he even on the bus, the other passengers communicated via cell phone from his details - know about the personal life - which is already largely publicly run. Nathan is the personalized internet-I-AG in the early 00s years, and "Sugar Ape" his ideological dominant medium.

Claire Ashcroft (Claire Keelan) must both Nathan's antics and their misanthropic and suffering from a chronic lack of money Brother Dan endure. Actually, she would like a film project about marginalized groups on track to receive, but consistently fails to ignorance and vulgarity of diverse cultural and industrial producers. In her film, are to focus on media and society are made invisible fringe groups - in this case, the homeless, drug addicts and prostitutes. But the producers, it seeks to hear, either unable or unwilling to make their material a comedy. A producer is more interested in Nathan's home page as a writer for Clair. Because of using www.trashbat.co.ck liese be illustrated: "The political has become the personal (...) Which makes pranks like that very satirical.

The character Nathan Barley is older than the eponymous series. Charlie Brooker, who along with Chris Morris responsible for the screenplay, Nathan Barley since his TVGoHome time drags as a satirical projection with him. With the same sitcom have Brooker and Morris Nathan and his entire generation, both hateful and incredibly funny monument set.

Nathan Barley characterized by numerous specific way in which the lack of a uniform and a leader are chopped into pieces, go on for several minutes credit. We should also mention the really appealing, mostly because totally hyped electronic music for which Chris Morris (who also directed) and Jonathan Whitehead responsible. would

And since this article www.trashbat.co.ck now mentioned almost as often as do Nathan Barley it in one of his two "SugaRAPE" columns, be hereby visit the site again recommended. There you can click through the amusing covers of "Sugar Ape" before and after the relaunch, Nathan's travel photos to retrieve and download a selection of scenes from Nathan Barley . So again, www.trashbat.co.ck

Nathan Barley
Director: Chris Morris
writer: Charlie Brooker / Chris Morris
6 episodes, Channel 4, 2005 Released on DVD

Viral Infection Duration Symptoms

The Rise of the Idiots

radiated Channel 4 in early 2005 a total of six episodes from Nathan Barley. The sitcom was allotted only little success, so today was not another season produced.

The tragic figure of identification of the series is Dan "Preacher Man" Ashcroft (Julian Barratt). He writes, will be renamed for the fictional magazine Sugar Ape, "from that a little later start of provocation in" SugaRAPE. Understandably, Dan suffers from the underground level of the publication and almost entirely composed of men exposed to editors. As the alleged coup, he writes at the beginning of the first episode of an article titled "The Rise of the Idiots," in which he hollow with his eyes, settles on a permanent pseudo-subversion aimed the web-generation in a big way: "The idiots are self regarding consumer slave, oblivious to the paradox of their uniform individuality." Those just beginning but after the publication of the article Ashcroft idolatrous worship and call him from now on as "The Preacher Man".

One of Ashcroft's fans also represented by Nicholas Burns Nathan Barley. Nathan recover a homepage with the eloquent address www.trashbat.co.ck , consisting of semi-funny flash animations and evil violent strike, the Nathan's pitiful Interns Pingo plays. "Facilitating Self-media node", his self-description. With oversized headphones, which compete with his mobile phone headset, injected Nathan - phoning constantly - on his ridiculously small BMX bike through the streets. Is he even on the bus, the other passengers communicated via cell phone from his details - know about the personal life - which is already largely publicly run. Nathan is the personalized internet-I-AG in the early 00s years, and "Sugar Ape" his ideological dominant medium.

Claire Ashcroft (Claire Keelan) must both Nathan's antics and their misanthropic and suffering from a chronic lack of money Brother Dan endure. Actually, she would like a film project about marginalized groups on track to receive, but consistently fails to ignorance and vulgarity of diverse cultural and industrial producers. In her film, are to focus on media and society are made invisible fringe groups - in this case, the homeless, drug addicts and prostitutes. But the producers, it seeks to hear, either unable or unwilling to make their material a comedy. A producer is more interested in Nathan's home page as a writer for Clair. Because of using www.trashbat.co.ck liese be illustrated: "The political has become the personal (...) Which makes pranks like that very satirical.

The character Nathan Barley is older than the eponymous series. Charlie Brooker, who along with Chris Morris responsible for the screenplay, Nathan Barley since his TVGoHome time drags as a satirical projection with him. With the same sitcom have Brooker and Morris Nathan and his entire generation, both hateful and incredibly funny monument set.

Nathan Barley characterized by numerous specific way in which the lack of a uniform and a leader are chopped into pieces, go on for several minutes credit. We should also mention the really appealing, mostly because totally hyped electronic music for which Chris Morris (who also directed) and Jonathan Whitehead responsible. would

And since this article www.trashbat.co.ck now mentioned almost as often as do Nathan Barley it in one of his two "SugaRAPE" columns, be hereby visit the site again recommended. There you can click through the amusing covers of "Sugar Ape" before and after the relaunch, Nathan's travel photos to retrieve and download a selection of scenes from Nathan Barley . So again, www.trashbat.co.ck

Nathan Barley
Director: Chris Morris
writer: Charlie Brooker / Chris Morris
6 episodes, Channel 4, 2005 Released on DVD

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You have to celebrate Christmas is not large and complex. We had a nice modest strength, without stress, without controversy - just for us. Of course there was delicious food, and for Wuffti who got NEN namely ring sausage, because her new dog toy is just too sweet. We just could not not give up easily: - / so what is sweet too good to be shredded. But the Mini has got mad about it (just hope the batteries are empty until Easter, Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas fits then never).
now stands before the year ends and we wait for the things that come there.

Brazilian Wax Peep Cam

Modest

You have to celebrate Christmas is not large and complex. We had a nice modest strength, without stress, without controversy - just for us. Of course there was delicious food, and for Wuffti who got NEN namely ring sausage, because her new dog toy is just too sweet. We just could not not give up easily: - / so what is sweet too good to be shredded. But the Mini has got mad about it (just hope the batteries are empty until Easter, Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas fits then never).
now stands before the year ends and we wait for the things that come there.

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We wish you all a Merry Christmas, peaceful holidays and a gentle, hangover-free landing in the new year!

Why My Iphone Alarm Is Silent?

Holidays Merry Christmas! Nicolas Flamel

We wish you all a Merry Christmas, peaceful holidays and a gentle, hangover-free landing in the new year!

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Every time I finish a book 've read, like a little death. It trembles with the heroes, as they set aside every minute and at the end when I collapse the book for the time being, last time, will put a small part of me with the shelf.

Actually, I already wanted to write something about it earlier this week, but I wanted to wait until I have the book "The Alchemyst " done reading. Last night it was unfortunately so far. Unfortunately, the second volume because I'm not here yet and would like to know how you go on. After the first few chapters I had the book cast a spell, it can be so nice to read fluently and I was a little surprised when after a few hours already reached in the middle of the book was.

On Monday I was 7 1 / 2 hours by car around and I had read on the flight from Munich to Frankfurt in my reading material. After a stop, an elderly gentleman sat next to me and spoke to me then to my book "Materia Prima " . Only recently I had read in the book that Nicolas Flamel had actually lived and his time a famous alchemist, because I still have this insane luck on my trip to meet someone who also is with the theme Alchemy busy. Unfortunately, our journey after an hour over and I regret it now, have not asked the man if we could stay in touch.

home I talked more with a friend, whom I told of course very excited about this new information, which for him was anything but new, and from him I also learned that the grave is empty. As my heart was directly adventurers later, most of all I would immediately moved to Paris to research a little yourself. Four years ago I would have been so spontaneous, but with one child does not indiscriminately on a trip like that and you can not do if we except "hello" and "goodbye" does not speak a word of French.
The topic I ran all night no rest. Tags on it I called my mother to check on how my trip was. Of course I told her of Nicholas Flamel, what I had experienced and how exciting is the idea that he might still be alive. Usually my mother is also to have such issues, but unfortunately it also has a habit of spoiling one accessible at the wrong occasion, the joy. The same happened this time. A hopeless dreamer who fancies only after hunting, she has called me. What's so bad about it?

The whole reminded me of a few beautiful moments in my childhood. I can still remember how I've done the first time a lot of thoughts about fairies and elves. Am with a bowl of milk in the garden and they have made under the hedge, and then I waited at the kitchen window to the fairies. Of course, in vain. Later, the two cats of their neighbors had drunk the cup empty.
What has not prevented me to continue to watch closely the garden, in the hope, but nice to see a fairy. So really I have the today still not filed and I hope it stays that way. For nothing in the world I would like a gray-lazy, half-dead adults.

After my mother pulled me down and had my day went by, browse to, my thoughts began again to revolve around Nicholas Flamel and his myth. I wondered how I would happen to him if I would have arrived in Paris and then I remembered the film "National Treasure". of a sudden I felt a bit like Benjamin Gates, no one wanted to believe and yet every note is investigated. It would be really incredibly exciting when all this were true. When Nicholas Flames had actually created the philosopher's stone and gained immortality.
Yes and sound directly back my mother's words in the ear "There are absolutely no evidence." So what? There is no evidence that God exists, yet people believe in him / her. What's playing at all for a role. If I had the opportunity, would I immediately get into the car and take this journey. One never knows what one expects on a journey and that's the point anyway. The journey is the destination.
It's about the tension, the excitement, the thrills, the people you meet - the point is to feel alive.

"Who knows - maybe that was the man with the French accent, who was sitting next to me on the train and had a talk with me about alchemy, the Alchemyst Nicolas Flamel." ;-)

Maxi Degeneration Clitoris

Every time I finish a book 've read, like a little death. It trembles with the heroes, as they set aside every minute and at the end when I collapse the book for the time being, last time, will put a small part of me with the shelf.

Actually, I already wanted to write something about it earlier this week, but I wanted to wait until I have the book "The Alchemyst " done reading. Last night it was unfortunately so far. Unfortunately, the second volume because I'm not here yet and would like to know how you go on. After the first few chapters I had the book cast a spell, it can be so nice to read fluently and I was a little surprised when after a few hours already reached in the middle of the book was.

On Monday I was 7 1 / 2 hours by car around and I had read on the flight from Munich to Frankfurt in my reading material. After a stop, an elderly gentleman sat next to me and spoke to me then to my book "Materia Prima " . Only recently I had read in the book that Nicolas Flamel had actually lived and his time a famous alchemist, because I still have this insane luck on my trip to meet someone who also is with the theme Alchemy busy. Unfortunately, our journey after an hour over and I regret it now, have not asked the man if we could stay in touch.

home I talked more with a friend, whom I told of course very excited about this new information, which for him was anything but new, and from him I also learned that the grave is empty. As my heart was directly adventurers later, most of all I would immediately moved to Paris to research a little yourself. Four years ago I would have been so spontaneous, but with one child does not indiscriminately on a trip like that and you can not do if we except "hello" and "goodbye" does not speak a word of French.
The topic I ran all night no rest. Tags on it I called my mother to check on how my trip was. Of course I told her of Nicholas Flamel, what I had experienced and how exciting is the idea that he might still be alive. Usually my mother is also to have such issues, but unfortunately it also has a habit of spoiling one accessible at the wrong occasion, the joy. The same happened this time. A hopeless dreamer who fancies only after hunting, she has called me. What's so bad about it?

The whole reminded me of a few beautiful moments in my childhood. I can still remember how I've done the first time a lot of thoughts about fairies and elves. Am with a bowl of milk in the garden and they have made under the hedge, and then I waited at the kitchen window to the fairies. Of course, in vain. Later, the two cats of their neighbors had drunk the cup empty.
What has not prevented me to continue to watch closely the garden, in the hope, but nice to see a fairy. So really I have the today still not filed and I hope it stays that way. For nothing in the world I would like a gray-lazy, half-dead adults.

After my mother pulled me down and had my day went by, browse to, my thoughts began again to revolve around Nicholas Flamel and his myth. I wondered how I would happen to him if I would have arrived in Paris and then I remembered the film "National Treasure". of a sudden I felt a bit like Benjamin Gates, no one wanted to believe and yet every note is investigated. It would be really incredibly exciting when all this were true. When Nicholas Flames had actually created the philosopher's stone and gained immortality.
Yes and sound directly back my mother's words in the ear "There are absolutely no evidence." So what? There is no evidence that God exists, yet people believe in him / her. What's playing at all for a role. If I had the opportunity, would I immediately get into the car and take this journey. One never knows what one expects on a journey and that's the point anyway. The journey is the destination.
It's about the tension, the excitement, the thrills, the people you meet - the point is to feel alive.

"Who knows - maybe that was the man with the French accent, who was sitting next to me on the train and had a talk with me about alchemy, the Alchemyst Nicolas Flamel." ;-)

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particularly quiet night: a nativity play.

Christmas is looming large. And that goes for Christmas, but on Christmas Eve? Exactly, a nativity play. And because Christmas is not Christmas without a Christmas play and we should bring to today's Christmas party a cultural review, I simply wrote this yourself one. With a wink and a bit of Saxon dialect, as always.

it is listed as follows: the props and clothing for the respective Role will be packed in bags, each of a role. These bags are then lost - thus would be the role-finding done. Can not anyone play now times the donkey. In addition, once everyone gets the full text (with the respective roles of colorfully painted) - and that's it. I for one am looking forward to this evening - I hope it goes down well

Whoever wants to use this nativity scene: You're welcome.. But please tell me informed but under vomlebengelernt [at] gmail [dot] it!

______________________________________________________________

particularly quiet night

A nativity play for 17 people

People:

• narrator
• Maria
• Josef
• Shepherd 1
• Shepherd 2 Shepherd 3
• King 1 King 2
• King 3
• Angel 1 Angel 2
• Angel 3 Angel 4
• Angel 5
• ox
• ass
• host

Scene 1 - Getting

Joseph and Mary are on their way. Joseph supports the pregnant Mary.

At the other end of the trail is the hostel - plate.

Narrator: It came to pass the time, that a decree went out from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be. And this taxing was first made to the time when Cyrenius governor of Syria. And all went to be taxed, every one into his own city. Also went up to Joseph from Galilee, from the city of Nazareth, into Judaea, the city of David, which is called Bethlehem, because he was of the house and lineage of David, to be taxed with Mary his espoused wife, who was pregnant . And while they were there, the time came, as they give birth.

Maria: Oooohr, Joseeeeeef! Isses far up in your sweatshop? Weeßte are as fluid retention in legs bad? I can ni more Laufner so long!

Josef: Habd'sch ni so, woman, bitch ni rum!

Maria screeches.

Josef: Nu ma ni so theatrical! I sin 'but as the same!

Maria (panting) : Joseph - 's go! 'S child is coming!

Josef: Oh homeland! And keene clinic in sight! Jetz 'müss'mer but are quickly ä Hotel! Gugge ma, over there, as is enne hostel!

you walk to the hostel, the host makes "Zimmer Frei" - from plate and goes in before the two arrived.

Joseph knocks.

Josef: Hee, Kolleeeesch haste, etc still room for us? My wife comes down the same and nowhere's even Bedd ä!

Maria screams.

host: Ni so loud, I have ham night! And free hammor OOCH nüscht more, 's away last room is level. And with the re-sampling must be 'se garni's going to try first, nüscht in OOCH is more free.

Maria crying still.

Josef (to himself): And all stupid just because of the census! Augustus, this moron! And then isses nichema rischt'sch my child ... So Änne Huddelei!

Josef (to host): Gar nüscht more? Kee Stückl mattress more to get somewhere?

host: No, even more nüscht. All full. I make the Reibach our nations life, sach'sch him '! Well, but I'm kee monster. In the stable hätt'sch ä Plätzl still free.

Maria: I is' all the same!

Mary and Joseph at the inn by storm in the barn.

light. Mary, Joseph and host from, performance royalty.

Scene 2 - kings go under the

kings in succession. King 2 is the back, every now stand, looking at the mirror and directed crown and cape, a king is humming to himself.

light.

Narrator: Behold, there came wise men from the east to Jerusalem saying, Where is the newborn king of the Jews? We have seen his star in the East and are come to worship him.

King 1 : Balthasar, several ni behind Sun rum!

King 2 (speaks always nasal echauffiert, and selected high German!) : You will surely once again allowed to judge the dress!

King 3 (grumpy) : Well, that fits so well with our discount suuuuper crowns ...

King 1: So what? But war'n s cheap! And elsewhere starving children ... de

King 2: But that would have won by Gucci I like better!

King 3: No matter, we present müssn gone down anyway ma bissl, or is the star, before me there are!

King 1 : (sings) "Wiiiiie a star in a Soooooommernaaaaaaacht ..." - We could sing a song as we traipse through the wilderness here!

King 2: I do not sing, it harms my voice!

King 3: Looooooos now! I gloob are now there, the star seems to move so fast ni more!

King 1 (sings) : The waaaaaandern Köööönigs is the desire that Waaaaandern is the desire ... Köööönigs

King 2 & 3 : REST! from

light, from kings.

Scene 3 - Angel hierarchy

construction shepherds sitting on the floor playing cards.

light.

Narrator: And she brought forth her firstborn son and wrapped him in swaddling clothes and laid him in a manger, because there was no room in the Hostel. And there were shepherds living out in the fields near by, keeping watch over their flock by night. And lo, the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. And the angel said to them: high

from heaven, because I come forth:

appearance angel

All the angels sing.
I bring you good new Mar,
bring Of that good news I so much want
this I say and sing.

you is a child of today '
auserkor'n were born of a virgin,
A little child, so tender and fine
This should be EUR 'joy and delight.

shepherds tremble with fear.

Angel 3: And this follows, dear shepherd! (clears throat)

Angel 1 (to Angel 3, 4, 5 (without wings)) : Nu jostles you, man i so in dn "fore! Think about: Gabriel and I are here de Chefs, when the big boss man i grad as is. You are only de interns, get it! You've still nichema wing of Heilchenschein silent ma whole. Should you work out everything yet, klaro?

Angel 3, 4 and 5 are watching shyly to the ground and connect in the background.

Angel 2 (reaffirming to Engel 1) : I, Raphael!

Angel 2 (pastors) : And now to you! I solln align you that you shall immediately ship times your fur jacket along with you to Bethlehem. There's has been Kleenes ä miracle.

Angel 1 : Exactly. Our Big Boss fact have a baby.

Angel 4: God is now practically the Godfather, haha!

Angel 2: Shut de door back there! So nochema: The Maria, which is de Gutste by Joseph, who got the Jesus. And now all together in Bethlehem in so nervous Horntzsche, easily recognized by the stars up above! Should you look at necessarily, especially since the absolute is THE savior, the hinbrüllt there in the stall in front of him. I tell you: The Big Boss, the big before!

Angel 1: Well, good present, Gabi, me los Müssner, the Micah waits mit'm coffee! by Kömm since nochma at McDonalds:

Angel 5 ?

Angels 1 from obsolete, raises his hand

Angel 3, 4, 5 (to Angel 1) : grapeshot, which must ni!

light. Angels and shepherds from.

Scene 4: In the stable

Reconstruction: pastoral stuff away. Crib out behind chair for Mary. Joseph behind Mary.

light.

Narrator: And the angels went away from them into heaven, the shepherds said one to another, Let us now go even unto Bethlehem and see this thing which is come to pass that the Lord has made known to us. And they came with haste and found Mary and Joseph, and your child lying in the manger

ox : Boooooor ... shouted the Hat!

ass : Well you but OOCH!

ox : This is Em-pa-thie! But like you understand nüscht!

ass : You have every ma ni specify your degree!

ox (to himself) : stubborn cattle ...

ass (to himself): smartass!

Maria : You, Joseph ... I do not believe, I must confess to you what ...

Josef : Wassner? Isser ni of me? (laughs)

Maria : Joseph Nee ... ... So ... It is Mädl ä!

Josef (horrified) : WHAT?

Maria: Haha! Reingefalln!

Josef grumbles to himself.

A knock. The shepherds enter.

Shepherd 1 : Tach together! We have heard here is the like have been born called Jesus?

Josef : Nu ... but how do because you know that?

Shepherd 2: That was virtually the push notification of the Angels app on the Skyphone if you like!

Shepherd 3: Since isser yes! Oh, is the süüüüß ... Kammor vorstelln garni is that the ma werdn is the savior of the world ... Well, he's still ä few years time!

Shepherd 1 : I ham 'OOCH brought you something! I watch ma: Een liters of fresh, finest sheep's milk! Only the best of the best! (shows milk pack)

Shepherd 2 : Look ma, Joseph, for you hammer still something there: If de nights ma again are very short ... (shows Flask)

Shepherd 3 : And for you, Mary, Ä-warm blanket! Genuine wool and very modern! (shows wool scarf)

shepherds lay their gifts.

A knock. The Kings enter.

King 1 : Salem aleikum!

Josef : Health!

King 3: We are seeking the newborn king of the Jews, and are come to worship him!

Shepherd 2: Because you're right here!

King 2 (still nasal!) : Per-fect!

The three kings kneel silently in front of the manger, the other they watch in amazement.

Josef (after about 10 seconds) : May I Fragner ma what is here?

King 2: We are scholars from the East and found in our clever books a note that with the emergence of a particularly grooooßen schööönes star and the savior of the world is born.

King 1 : And letztn hammer Tuesday saw the star just can off, and there dachtmer us nüscht go! This is something very special!

King 3: And now we are here to worship these so-called savior. And I come OOCH ni Leernes with hands!

King 1 & 3 take off the backpack, king 2 opens his pocket

King 1: Something Gold - kann'mer more than welcome! (taking gold coins from backpack)

King 2: And incense! The duuuuftet so good! (Incense pulls out of pocket)

King 3: And myrrh! The is' healthy! (pulls bunch of carrots from backpack)

all 3 put the gifts to those of the shepherds.

King 2 provides wool scarf, picks it up, examined him.

King 2: Wow! Is the Prada?

Narrator: But Mary kept all these things and pondered them in her heart. And the shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all that they had heard and seen, as it was told to them.

light.

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particularly quiet night: a nativity play.

Christmas is looming large. And that goes for Christmas, but on Christmas Eve? Exactly, a nativity play. And because Christmas is not Christmas without a Christmas play and we should bring to today's Christmas party a cultural review, I simply wrote this yourself one. With a wink and a bit of Saxon dialect, as always.

it is listed as follows: the props and clothing for the respective Role will be packed in bags, each of a role. These bags are then lost - thus would be the role-finding done. Can not anyone play now times the donkey. In addition, once everyone gets the full text (with the respective roles of colorfully painted) - and that's it. I for one am looking forward to this evening - I hope it goes down well

Whoever wants to use this nativity scene: You're welcome.. But please tell me informed but under vomlebengelernt [at] gmail [dot] it!

______________________________________________________________

particularly quiet night

A nativity play for 17 people

People:

• narrator
• Maria
• Josef
• Shepherd 1
• Shepherd 2 Shepherd 3
• King 1 King 2
• King 3
• Angel 1 Angel 2
• Angel 3 Angel 4
• Angel 5
• ox
• ass
• host

Scene 1 - Getting

Joseph and Mary are on their way. Joseph supports the pregnant Mary.

At the other end of the trail is the hostel - plate.

Narrator: It came to pass the time, that a decree went out from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be. And this taxing was first made to the time when Cyrenius governor of Syria. And all went to be taxed, every one into his own city. Also went up to Joseph from Galilee, from the city of Nazareth, into Judaea, the city of David, which is called Bethlehem, because he was of the house and lineage of David, to be taxed with Mary his espoused wife, who was pregnant . And while they were there, the time came, as they give birth.

Maria: Oooohr, Joseeeeeef! Isses far up in your sweatshop? Weeßte are as fluid retention in legs bad? I can ni more Laufner so long!

Josef: Habd'sch ni so, woman, bitch ni rum!

Maria screeches.

Josef: Nu ma ni so theatrical! I sin 'but as the same!

Maria (panting) : Joseph - 's go! 'S child is coming!

Josef: Oh homeland! And keene clinic in sight! Jetz 'müss'mer but are quickly ä Hotel! Gugge ma, over there, as is enne hostel!

you walk to the hostel, the host makes "Zimmer Frei" - from plate and goes in before the two arrived.

Joseph knocks.

Josef: Hee, Kolleeeesch haste, etc still room for us? My wife comes down the same and nowhere's even Bedd ä!

Maria screams.

host: Ni so loud, I have ham night! And free hammor OOCH nüscht more, 's away last room is level. And with the re-sampling must be 'se garni's going to try first, nüscht in OOCH is more free.

Maria crying still.

Josef (to himself): And all stupid just because of the census! Augustus, this moron! And then isses nichema rischt'sch my child ... So Änne Huddelei!

Josef (to host): Gar nüscht more? Kee Stückl mattress more to get somewhere?

host: No, even more nüscht. All full. I make the Reibach our nations life, sach'sch him '! Well, but I'm kee monster. In the stable hätt'sch ä Plätzl still free.

Maria: I is' all the same!

Mary and Joseph at the inn by storm in the barn.

light. Mary, Joseph and host from, performance royalty.

Scene 2 - kings go under the

kings in succession. King 2 is the back, every now stand, looking at the mirror and directed crown and cape, a king is humming to himself.

light.

Narrator: Behold, there came wise men from the east to Jerusalem saying, Where is the newborn king of the Jews? We have seen his star in the East and are come to worship him.

King 1 : Balthasar, several ni behind Sun rum!

King 2 (speaks always nasal echauffiert, and selected high German!) : You will surely once again allowed to judge the dress!

King 3 (grumpy) : Well, that fits so well with our discount suuuuper crowns ...

King 1: So what? But war'n s cheap! And elsewhere starving children ... de

King 2: But that would have won by Gucci I like better!

King 3: No matter, we present müssn gone down anyway ma bissl, or is the star, before me there are!

King 1 : (sings) "Wiiiiie a star in a Soooooommernaaaaaaacht ..." - We could sing a song as we traipse through the wilderness here!

King 2: I do not sing, it harms my voice!

King 3: Looooooos now! I gloob are now there, the star seems to move so fast ni more!

King 1 (sings) : The waaaaaandern Köööönigs is the desire that Waaaaandern is the desire ... Köööönigs

King 2 & 3 : REST! from

light, from kings.

Scene 3 - Angel hierarchy

construction shepherds sitting on the floor playing cards.

light.

Narrator: And she brought forth her firstborn son and wrapped him in swaddling clothes and laid him in a manger, because there was no room in the Hostel. And there were shepherds living out in the fields near by, keeping watch over their flock by night. And lo, the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. And the angel said to them: high

from heaven, because I come forth:

appearance angel

All the angels sing.
I bring you good new Mar,
bring Of that good news I so much want
this I say and sing.

you is a child of today '
auserkor'n were born of a virgin,
A little child, so tender and fine
This should be EUR 'joy and delight.

shepherds tremble with fear.

Angel 3: And this follows, dear shepherd! (clears throat)

Angel 1 (to Angel 3, 4, 5 (without wings)) : Nu jostles you, man i so in dn "fore! Think about: Gabriel and I are here de Chefs, when the big boss man i grad as is. You are only de interns, get it! You've still nichema wing of Heilchenschein silent ma whole. Should you work out everything yet, klaro?

Angel 3, 4 and 5 are watching shyly to the ground and connect in the background.

Angel 2 (reaffirming to Engel 1) : I, Raphael!

Angel 2 (pastors) : And now to you! I solln align you that you shall immediately ship times your fur jacket along with you to Bethlehem. There's has been Kleenes ä miracle.

Angel 1 : Exactly. Our Big Boss fact have a baby.

Angel 4: God is now practically the Godfather, haha!

Angel 2: Shut de door back there! So nochema: The Maria, which is de Gutste by Joseph, who got the Jesus. And now all together in Bethlehem in so nervous Horntzsche, easily recognized by the stars up above! Should you look at necessarily, especially since the absolute is THE savior, the hinbrüllt there in the stall in front of him. I tell you: The Big Boss, the big before!

Angel 1: Well, good present, Gabi, me los Müssner, the Micah waits mit'm coffee! by Kömm since nochma at McDonalds:

Angel 5 ?

Angels 1 from obsolete, raises his hand

Angel 3, 4, 5 (to Angel 1) : grapeshot, which must ni!

light. Angels and shepherds from.

Scene 4: In the stable

Reconstruction: pastoral stuff away. Crib out behind chair for Mary. Joseph behind Mary.

light.

Narrator: And the angels went away from them into heaven, the shepherds said one to another, Let us now go even unto Bethlehem and see this thing which is come to pass that the Lord has made known to us. And they came with haste and found Mary and Joseph, and your child lying in the manger

ox : Boooooor ... shouted the Hat!

ass : Well you but OOCH!

ox : This is Em-pa-thie! But like you understand nüscht!

ass : You have every ma ni specify your degree!

ox (to himself) : stubborn cattle ...

ass (to himself): smartass!

Maria : You, Joseph ... I do not believe, I must confess to you what ...

Josef : Wassner? Isser ni of me? (laughs)

Maria : Joseph Nee ... ... So ... It is Mädl ä!

Josef (horrified) : WHAT?

Maria: Haha! Reingefalln!

Josef grumbles to himself.

A knock. The shepherds enter.

Shepherd 1 : Tach together! We have heard here is the like have been born called Jesus?

Josef : Nu ... but how do because you know that?

Shepherd 2: That was virtually the push notification of the Angels app on the Skyphone if you like!

Shepherd 3: Since isser yes! Oh, is the süüüüß ... Kammor vorstelln garni is that the ma werdn is the savior of the world ... Well, he's still ä few years time!

Shepherd 1 : I ham 'OOCH brought you something! I watch ma: Een liters of fresh, finest sheep's milk! Only the best of the best! (shows milk pack)

Shepherd 2 : Look ma, Joseph, for you hammer still something there: If de nights ma again are very short ... (shows Flask)

Shepherd 3 : And for you, Mary, Ä-warm blanket! Genuine wool and very modern! (shows wool scarf)

shepherds lay their gifts.

A knock. The Kings enter.

King 1 : Salem aleikum!

Josef : Health!

King 3: We are seeking the newborn king of the Jews, and are come to worship him!

Shepherd 2: Because you're right here!

King 2 (still nasal!) : Per-fect!

The three kings kneel silently in front of the manger, the other they watch in amazement.

Josef (after about 10 seconds) : May I Fragner ma what is here?

King 2: We are scholars from the East and found in our clever books a note that with the emergence of a particularly grooooßen schööönes star and the savior of the world is born.

King 1 : And letztn hammer Tuesday saw the star just can off, and there dachtmer us nüscht go! This is something very special!

King 3: And now we are here to worship these so-called savior. And I come OOCH ni Leernes with hands!

King 1 & 3 take off the backpack, king 2 opens his pocket

King 1: Something Gold - kann'mer more than welcome! (taking gold coins from backpack)

King 2: And incense! The duuuuftet so good! (Incense pulls out of pocket)

King 3: And myrrh! The is' healthy! (pulls bunch of carrots from backpack)

all 3 put the gifts to those of the shepherds.

King 2 provides wool scarf, picks it up, examined him.

King 2: Wow! Is the Prada?

Narrator: But Mary kept all these things and pondered them in her heart. And the shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all that they had heard and seen, as it was told to them.

light.

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Christmas, theater time!

Advent, oh yes. Isse contemplative, and Advent, and cozy and heavy and mulled wine tunnels and blessed family. And besides the advent the concert and theater time par excellence! No sooner it gets dark outside, people rammeln in the theaters, opera houses, churches and other performance spaces and are completely obsessed with it, the annual cultural level again right to let the performers!
Well, I should be right. On the one hand I get this money to the other, I'll just with the one or other concert. But because the page is "learned from life" and called the almost sounds a bit like a funny little Ratgeberli page, it is to this claim are now sometimes meet. Exclusive for you: A few tips on how to make the theater and concert staff absolutely love!

first drinks with them into the hall and spilling. Or better yet: the crushed glass. But so is necessarily get someone from the staff, who must rid of the mess again! Otherwise,'s not worth it. And also how it looks here at all for you? Tststs!

second grumble at the dressing room allocation and jostle one always brings a love of the staff! As a tip a few standard phrases that always arrive well:

• "Is not that a little faster?"
• "Frollein, I was here before!"
• "Nu beweeschn Se Sische ar ma ä bissl!"
• Go "after the Age come here with you? "

third first 10 minutes before the show date, then wonder, however, that all others the same idea had. then complain loudly at the inlet of the long waiting time and make the intake personnel responsible for it. Afterwards, however, should .!. one to insist now comfortably drink do so much time must indeed be well

4th 5th questions, where the childcare is

If you are traveling with children is: complain that the seats are so low.

sixth If one is without children in a Verantaltung, already indicating purely in name that there could be many children (Stories, etc.): Be sure to complain that so many children are there! They're loud and disturbing! Horrible brats!

7th At concerts, especially churches, must try the mulled wine (or: The sausage) from the Christmas Market take out. Maybe it's not noted, the intake staff.

8th for concerts in churches a place on the (minimum) 1 Choir book and then complain that there is no lift. Such an economy but also, had to schedule the quiet times with 250 years ago!

9th is generally well received by all those sitting around you when you plastic bags out of the bag Tupper and cans of food attracts. After all, one thought ahead and I know that comes in the piece a little hungry!

10th Without further you can also quiet at times loud talk to the neighbors. Who looks stupid is a philistine!

11th a must: in church concerts necessarily even ask for the dressing room!

12th also very popular: buy some of the lowest category, with limited visibility, but then complain loudly about the staff that you see nothing. A nerve, and at that price!

So, that was only what I can think of on the fly. Maybe I would add the times!

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Christmas, theater time!

Advent, oh yes. Isse contemplative, and Advent, and cozy and heavy and mulled wine tunnels and blessed family. And besides the advent the concert and theater time par excellence! No sooner it gets dark outside, people rammeln in the theaters, opera houses, churches and other performance spaces and are completely obsessed with it, the annual cultural level again right to let the performers!
Well, I should be right. On the one hand I get this money to the other, I'll just with the one or other concert. But because the page is "learned from life" and called the almost sounds a bit like a funny little Ratgeberli page, it is to this claim are now sometimes meet. Exclusive for you: A few tips on how to make the theater and concert staff absolutely love!

first drinks with them into the hall and spilling. Or better yet: the crushed glass. But so is necessarily get someone from the staff, who must rid of the mess again! Otherwise,'s not worth it. And also how it looks here at all for you? Tststs!

second grumble at the dressing room allocation and jostle one always brings a love of the staff! As a tip a few standard phrases that always arrive well:

• "Is not that a little faster?"
• "Frollein, I was here before!"
• "Nu beweeschn Se Sische ar ma ä bissl!"
• Go "after the Age come here with you? "

third first 10 minutes before the show date, then wonder, however, that all others the same idea had. then complain loudly at the inlet of the long waiting time and make the intake personnel responsible for it. Afterwards, however, should .!. one to insist now comfortably drink do so much time must indeed be well

4th 5th questions, where the childcare is

If you are traveling with children is: complain that the seats are so low.

sixth If one is without children in a Verantaltung, already indicating purely in name that there could be many children (Stories, etc.): Be sure to complain that so many children are there! They're loud and disturbing! Horrible brats!

7th At concerts, especially churches, must try the mulled wine (or: The sausage) from the Christmas Market take out. Maybe it's not noted, the intake staff.

8th for concerts in churches a place on the (minimum) 1 Choir book and then complain that there is no lift. Such an economy but also, had to schedule the quiet times with 250 years ago!

9th is generally well received by all those sitting around you when you plastic bags out of the bag Tupper and cans of food attracts. After all, one thought ahead and I know that comes in the piece a little hungry!

10th Without further you can also quiet at times loud talk to the neighbors. Who looks stupid is a philistine!

11th a must: in church concerts necessarily even ask for the dressing room!

12th also very popular: buy some of the lowest category, with limited visibility, but then complain loudly about the staff that you see nothing. A nerve, and at that price!

So, that was only what I can think of on the fly. Maybe I would add the times!

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Winter Wonderland

Here it is again busy on snow since yesterday. Hubby was working again today, so any child alone with the sidewalk and then cleared the pair had raged with the garden.

If the weather continues, I am really curious how it will be tomorrow with my train ride . But I wanted an adventure again * bg *

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Winter Wonderland

Here it is again busy on snow since yesterday. Hubby was working again today, so any child alone with the sidewalk and then cleared the pair had raged with the garden.

If the weather continues, I am really curious how it will be tomorrow with my train ride . But I wanted an adventure again * bg *

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is sometimes just a crock of shit!

As things come together just so, can barter for a very beautiful trouble. Part of life and you have to watch how you use them. Either you take it down so and can run things so on, or trying to do something about it. But what if you can explain everything, it only ever is somewhat likely nothing will change? It is not always advisable to be stubborn and head through the wall to do. Normally, I'd pull out all the movement, only this time I can not last.
through my nerves I embrace even the more recent days the ceramic throne, as my daughter and my side does a zombie look right to life. The last time when my heart had suffered so was my dog died. He was the first friend I had to go and be changed everything. Since the end everything, I sacrifice for me, with tears, and dies every time a small part of me. That is the danger when you approach something with too much passion is, you are very vulnerable and can collapse when in a deep hole traps.
It seems that since everything is doomed And again I screwed up mightily, only this time I will save nothing. The pain is less certain with time, but the void will remain.

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is sometimes just a crock of shit!

As things come together just so, can barter for a very beautiful trouble. Part of life and you have to watch how you use them. Either you take it down so and can run things so on, or trying to do something about it. But what if you can explain everything, it only ever is somewhat likely nothing will change? It is not always advisable to be stubborn and head through the wall to do. Normally, I'd pull out all the movement, only this time I can not last.
through my nerves I embrace even the more recent days the ceramic throne, as my daughter and my side does a zombie look right to life. The last time when my heart had suffered so was my dog died. He was the first friend I had to go and be changed everything. Since the end everything, I sacrifice for me, with tears, and dies every time a small part of me. That is the danger when you approach something with too much passion is, you are very vulnerable and can collapse when in a deep hole traps.
It seems that since everything is doomed And again I screwed up mightily, only this time I will save nothing. The pain is less certain with time, but the void will remain.

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"What come down there because of lint?" * Update *

I thought so this morning when I looked up with sleepy eyes out the window. It snowed.

Shortly after, it had stopped again, but after a nap waiting for us this beautiful sight:)

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I thought so this morning when I looked up with sleepy eyes out the window. It snowed.

Shortly after, it had stopped again, but after a nap waiting for us this beautiful sight:)

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The State of play: it could of course be worse, but stress is unhealthy.
men contract runs from the beginning of the year and the companies where he applied for and / or to the interview was given, no feedback. No idea how it wants to do afterwards.
Mini gets back teeth, therefore fever, restless sleep and speak in Sleep.
creating Although I now make every single day at least one hour of exercise, but success has not yet identify. Overall, I feel quite humble.

Now we live more than a year here, but arrived home and I am still do not. The city itself is really nice, but unfortunately there is anywhere annoying neighbors. Since I am currently not in top form, I come very well with the abnormal curious neighbors cope.

At Christmas / Yul can not even think I am right. Since this year will certainly not pay right mood. The end is always so depressing when all the repayments for Stom and heating costs . Come Only the gingerbread fragrance oil sprays a little Christmas spirit. Hopefully there will soon be the first snow.

The best time of day is when hubby comes home from work and we can make ourselves comfortable.
Well, continue to hold out and keep an eye out for solutions.

Holtek Ht27c512-70 Descargar Driver

The State of play: it could of course be worse, but stress is unhealthy.
men contract runs from the beginning of the year and the companies where he applied for and / or to the interview was given, no feedback. No idea how it wants to do afterwards.
Mini gets back teeth, therefore fever, restless sleep and speak in Sleep.
creating Although I now make every single day at least one hour of exercise, but success has not yet identify. Overall, I feel quite humble.

Now we live more than a year here, but arrived home and I am still do not. The city itself is really nice, but unfortunately there is anywhere annoying neighbors. Since I am currently not in top form, I come very well with the abnormal curious neighbors cope.

At Christmas / Yul can not even think I am right. Since this year will certainly not pay right mood. The end is always so depressing when all the repayments for Stom and heating costs . Come Only the gingerbread fragrance oil sprays a little Christmas spirit. Hopefully there will soon be the first snow.

The best time of day is when hubby comes home from work and we can make ourselves comfortable.
Well, continue to hold out and keep an eye out for solutions.

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Angry I Love Birds! And my dear colleagues Angry Birds too - all the boring breaks they come creeping and do with birds on green shoot pigs.
An Israeli comedy show now has a peace conference between the two parties initiated - with limited success, as we see.




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from birds and pigs

Angry I Love Birds! And my dear colleagues Angry Birds too - all the boring breaks they come creeping and do with birds on green shoot pigs.
An Israeli comedy show now has a peace conference between the two parties initiated - with limited success, as we see.




(via)

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Neighbourly double standards

my neighbor. What can I say. If I'm at this point hundreds of times already excited about my neighbors did, it was only in order to spare you. My neighbor

clearly falls into the category of "small light that would be like a torch." Isser but unfortunately, Aw torch. So he uses every kind of motion, he can get to get a little present. And of course, to show the neighborhood, what a great pike it! And what a hard-working, above all, of course, it is useful only at the weekend between 13 und 15 clock the garden to mow / to turn the leaf blower / to shred the dead wood / to use the circular saw / to throw the drill and do other Lärmunintensive activities . As yet the whole rotten Schluffis see ringsrum got what he is an industrious man! This can be pretty two pop up three times, according to the garage (like, between 23 und 2 clock at night).
course, you could also do this all day (even if one is at home and from home "works", but the opaque relations profession, I dealt with had better not even here) but then the neighbors have nothing of it. That would be a fool this

still has a side effect: He can pretty lenses in the surrounding gardens - you have to be so informed always what goes up like that next door. Especially when one is the unofficial village police! Yeah, there are night patrols and mounted rides ever! And the legitimacy of course, that you basically packages even if you're there, take from the neighbors, so you can where can ring in a moment for them as impractical for collection. Finally, a need to monitor who is where as if a visit and starts! And barbecues, what a horror! There must serve schonmal the ladder and the back one hour made crooked kind of pseudo-repair of the satellite dish so that all guests can be categorized ordnungsemäß. You have to make just victims!

And what you do not everything for a bit of terror? Here is a Gerüchtchen because sometimes a rash statement, go here sometimes for votes and there will ring once at the neighbor, the must be already there. Since you can sometimes even exploit their own pupils for, after all, the can learn from a still was. Has indeed worked very well for them, a great reason for a swollen chest with pride!

And, finally, is not just anyone, but has ever run for City Council! List position felt two thousand, but that's beside the point. That has not worked, too. But what a great new reason that's to sit in the summer in the garden and on the phone loudly so that everyone benefits, to complain about political opponents and other Pliers! Of course, with the help of the abuse. That is worth remembering if you're a little better. REMEMBER that!

But very great it is only when one was in television and / or in the newspaper. Of course! In the course of litigation, in which there are several parties on the street with the city, he is the champion of all, the savior of the outlawed, the champion of justice, Batman the Südvorstadt! If we do not have, we would all be lost! Hallelujah! Brothers and sisters, there will be the one to save us all, in which he shut down the logical thinking and with conflicting statements of the opposing party to the dispute rolls out the carpet, which is collected in the neighborhood for his faithful services, and I mean no signatures. The will also be collected, under dubious orthopgraphisch Sschriftstücke from the pen of the great master. And alas, there is not one his Xchen underneath, everything is strictly controlled!

Nevertheless, he is the one af all around the chopping of the arms. But where he is a fighter for the good cause, so! But in the fight for the good cause the court finally came, oh dear. What a nerve! Where he had not only paid a few bills and rate increases! What a trifle! So hurry up the phone used and, as always, informed the press. Newspapers and television, under it's is not, of course! And they came, the reporter to the Robin Hood zollenn this area with adequate reporting of respect and another video tape for the local "I was on TV!" wall supply. Of course, even in these articles mentioned extensively, what a poor victim he is. With Filmung the street, living room and, in all the thoroughness of the house. From the front, side, bottom, top and inside. Important. And, better yet, in recent television report, even in view of the bank statements!

You can imagine what's next? Well ... Someone who is against everything the other can be, of course Pixelize his house on Google Street View. Of course! Otherwise, yes could anyone who has his house in the 12,342,747,634 articles in newspapers, magazines and television have not been extensively get from every possible approach to face, look at his slightly wild lands! If all also significantly more private than like some bank statements.