my neighbor. What can I say. If I'm at this point hundreds of times already excited about my neighbors did, it was only in order to spare you. My neighbor
clearly falls into the category of "small light that would be like a torch." Isser but unfortunately, Aw torch. So he uses every kind of motion, he can get to get a little present. And of course, to show the neighborhood, what a great pike it! And what a hard-working, above all, of course, it is useful only at the weekend between 13 und 15 clock the garden to mow / to turn the leaf blower / to shred the dead wood / to use the circular saw / to throw the drill and do other Lärmunintensive activities . As yet the whole rotten Schluffis see ringsrum got what he is an industrious man! This can be pretty two pop up three times, according to the garage (like, between 23 und 2 clock at night).
course, you could also do this all day (even if one is at home and from home "works", but the opaque relations profession, I dealt with had better not even here) but then the neighbors have nothing of it. That would be a fool this
still has a side effect: He can pretty lenses in the surrounding gardens - you have to be so informed always what goes up like that next door. Especially when one is the unofficial village police! Yeah, there are night patrols and mounted rides ever! And the legitimacy of course, that you basically packages even if you're there, take from the neighbors, so you can where can ring in a moment for them as impractical for collection. Finally, a need to monitor who is where as if a visit and starts! And barbecues, what a horror! There must serve schonmal the ladder and the back one hour made crooked kind of pseudo-repair of the satellite dish so that all guests can be categorized ordnungsemäß. You have to make just victims!
And what you do not everything for a bit of terror? Here is a Gerüchtchen because sometimes a rash statement, go here sometimes for votes and there will ring once at the neighbor, the must be already there. Since you can sometimes even exploit their own pupils for, after all, the can learn from a still was. Has indeed worked very well for them, a great reason for a swollen chest with pride!
And, finally, is not just anyone, but has ever run for City Council! List position felt two thousand, but that's beside the point. That has not worked, too. But what a great new reason that's to sit in the summer in the garden and on the phone loudly so that everyone benefits, to complain about political opponents and other Pliers! Of course, with the help of the abuse. That is worth remembering if you're a little better. REMEMBER that!
But very great it is only when one was in television and / or in the newspaper. Of course! In the course of litigation, in which there are several parties on the street with the city, he is the champion of all, the savior of the outlawed, the champion of justice, Batman the Südvorstadt! If we do not have, we would all be lost! Hallelujah! Brothers and sisters, there will be the one to save us all, in which he shut down the logical thinking and with conflicting statements of the opposing party to the dispute rolls out the carpet, which is collected in the neighborhood for his faithful services, and I mean no signatures. The will also be collected, under dubious orthopgraphisch Sschriftstücke from the pen of the great master. And alas, there is not one his Xchen underneath, everything is strictly controlled!
Nevertheless, he is the one af all around the chopping of the arms. But where he is a fighter for the good cause, so! But in the fight for the good cause the court finally came, oh dear. What a nerve! Where he had not only paid a few bills and rate increases! What a trifle! So hurry up the phone used and, as always, informed the press. Newspapers and television, under it's is not, of course! And they came, the reporter to the Robin Hood zollenn this area with adequate reporting of respect and another video tape for the local "I was on TV!" wall supply. Of course, even in these articles mentioned extensively, what a poor victim he is. With Filmung the street, living room and, in all the thoroughness of the house. From the front, side, bottom, top and inside. Important. And, better yet, in recent television report, even in view of the bank statements!
You can imagine what's next? Well ... Someone who is against everything the other can be, of course Pixelize his house on Google Street View. Of course! Otherwise, yes could anyone who has his house in the 12,342,747,634 articles in newspapers, magazines and television have not been extensively get from every possible approach to face, look at his slightly wild lands! If all also significantly more private than like some bank statements.
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