You are not really funny, but still want to make a career as a comedian? No problem! With 10 points this guide to successful German-language comedians and those who want to be, you will bring it to wealth, recognition, frequent television appearances and stadium tour.
first Bizarre bizarre facial features or clothing may be helpful. If you can look weird, no one will notice that you're not funny.
second Do people about social and media power, you are under the target of your jokes. Trittst you now and then up, then please so harmless that the persons concerned even laugh about it and it can contribute to the enhancement of their and your image.
third Jokes about vulnerable! Best in combination with right-wing campaign terms such as "lower class television." It is (in further career development) does not notice that you have The same is funded for years and promoted.
4th You own a gesture of "not allowed" to. All you do is a subversive taboo, no matter how conformist. Staging up possibly as a victim of "political correctness".
Even if you are not able to say what political correctness really is and who is pursuing you work: Do not worry! A paranoid, conspiratorial world latent image full of contradictions fall on anyone.
5th Toss with phrases such as (a) "Humor can do anything" or (b) "Satire can do anything" to you, whenever you will be criticized for racist, sexist, homophobic or anti-Semitic jokes. Such phrases can also be used preventively and of specific cases to an "I've always said ..." ((A) or (insert b)) are added. Continued success is guaranteed when you are taking as not content with criticism, but instead consistently all critics as a humorless, uptight and / or cramped designate.
6th Although humor can all (see above): Accuse people's jokes To steal that you have also stolen. Always be sure but that you do not accidentally accuse the people who invented the joke. That can backfire. Because nothing rhymes with copyright infringement!
7th Sustainability: tell jokes, not only once but prudently and often on radio and TV formats. Whole stage programs can fill up with old jokes.
8th Jokes about the appearance of politicians inside are never a mistake on the road to success. Even better, jokes about feminists and feminist criticism. A fun Guarantee: jokes about rape victims. In particular, if - before you even Do you still make fun of them - for weeks already lurid media coverage was suspended.
9th If you even humorous to a discriminated minority belong to, can still take into the industry like so: herzutreiben attempts even more prejudices than your colleagues in front of you. Dress up for yourself as a walking cliché. If one criticizes you so answer with: I may, I'm (delete / not called supplement, where applicable) [Jew or Jewess / foreigner / gay / Nazi /...].
10th Is it socially critical humor comes from bad. Therefore - as suggested above - the best jokes on Cost of minorities such as homosexuals, foreigners, or majorities such as women do. Do this but always as if the company critical. Rather, the only true social criticism, which can not be subjugated by the 23-armed octopus called "political correctness" (see point 4).
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