Sunday, January 23, 2011

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Models heroes, superstars

three talent shows in comparison: Germany Idol (RTL), heroes of tomorrow (ORF one) and Austria's next top model (Pulse 4).

Germany Idol

First the good news: Dieter Bohlen was largely disempowered by the production company. The bad news for the TV audience that remain largely unnoticed.
Dieter Bohlen's career: a mystery. From Communists degree in Business and then "pop Titan". No less mysterious is his behavior during the auditions: What makes the notes Dieter Bohlen, while screaming the potential superstars of the voice from the neck? As "original" insults for later? Ideas for the next volume of his memoirs?

gave the jury before it this season (once again) make substantial changes: All jury members, not hot Dieter Bohlen, had to leave. Vocational daughter Nina Eichinger was replaced by about Fernanda Brandao, whose ex-boyfriend indirectly brought a bit of potential scandal in the program. The fact is called Bushido, is from Bonn and a hairdresser. Looking at the dead chipmunks, that Bush has on his head, while another one might suspect - but it is apparently Sun This is Barber Cosimo and his hobby is bad performances before the jury of Germany Idol . After the jury Cosimo also certified this time largely of talent, it came to a head. On behalf of the absent ex-boyfriend he insulted Fernanda Brandao sexist. Bushido's hairdresser or RTL and Germany Idol who made a sexist attack advertising for the show and subsequently Quote: But can hard to say who is acting in this matter has underground.

Otherwise, the most of the same: the "funny" animation of the RTL creative department still follow the drama of Family Guy and still is suggested that candidates would pile directly without pre-selection, admitted Brandao and the other types.

The candidates presented on television can be broadly classified into five categories. Your success is predictable from the membership of each group. Since we had (1) the loser . He or she serves the general amusement, is garnished before millions of viewers humiliated and flies with a bunch of ridiculous graphics in a high arc out. That's not nice, but hey, "That's Entertainment" (... lalalalala). Another staging concept follows (2) the tragedy . The same is either (a) chronically ill, (b) long-term unemployed is innocent, (c) a dead father or (d) a cancer-stricken mother. Can sing the tragedy, the thing is perfect. If not it is not treated quite as badly as the loser, because the result of (a), (b), (c), or (d) would be inappropriate in some way. Also interesting is the use of (3) the mediocre Model . The mediocre model is always in the recall. Fair and not look like the image editing program on the other hand brings the safe early career end. Then there is (5) people who can sing well . Come on, but are sorted out during the latest foray into the South Sea aka "the bikini-round" to look brings a criteria.
summary: Beautiful people can almost always sing well, do it in the theme show and have the makings of a superstar. The exception proves the rule.

heroes of tomorrow

An attempt by the ORF, to stand as a public broadcaster from the private TV rabble. Unlike Germany Idol people remain at Heroes of tomorrow applying largely spared humiliation in front of an audience of millions - but only because the program does not reach millions of viewers. Humiliation in front of a few hundred thousand viewers will take place entirely. Whether through demonstration supposedly untalented candidates with equally well-intentioned or how sexist tips woman should be on the stage better fewer, slinky dress.

A special feature of the format are the exhumed corpses of pop music that give the candidates before each mission more or less useful tips. Including Kim Wilde, Kool Bell, Sido, and (in Austria seemingly inevitable) Rainhard Fendrich and Christina Stürmer.
The bizarre encounter (so far) was from the Show 21 see January, 2011, in the Marilyn Manson and Rainhard Fendrich choachen allowed the candidates in turn. The absolute low point in the career of Marilyn Manson and the climax in the by Rainhard Fendrich in a show! Except for a bizarre Marilyn Manson / "I am from Austria" Medley (ORF thanks!) Was Fendrich / Manson, however, clearly not the most exciting match of the evening. Rather, it came between juror Sido (who has experienced technical careers is thought to better days) and Coach Manson conflicts. The latter described the former including "Simon Cowell with a beard that can not get Laid." Particularly embarrassing it was tried as Sido ought to govern the sub-verbal attacks by Manson and he recommended him several times but again Fledermäußen bite off his head. Sido confused actually Marilyn Manson with Ozzy Osbourne and it was shown live on TV! Because of this embarrassment alone was worth the switch.

Austria's next top model

As the name suggests, these are the small Austrian sister of Germany's next Topmodel (ProSieben). Everything on the latter and the original format America's Next Top Model (UPN / The CW) can be criticized, is also located at the Austrian branch in that country. Mention here only briefly the implicit promotion of eating disorders and education to obedience to authority and glorification of conformity.

As if all this were not bad enough, add Austria's next top model added the still a racist component. Juror Elvyra Geyer is on the homepage of their racial pulse 4 theoretical reflections on the best: "I am personally of the opinion that general Austria is a genetically very mixed people, there are too many influences from many nations. If one looks at many Eastern European girls, then you see very clear influences. They are very tall, very slim with high cheekbones and a little cellulite, for whatever reason. "This sounds pretty racist, whatever.
In such a juror, it is hardly surprising that the show itself was also to relevant incidents. Magalie candidate insulted candidate Lydia racist, what Magalie had to leave the show right. "Well done Puls 4," you might say now. However, the channel was advertising the insult for the show and used so for marketing purposes, a racist insult. But at least the true rate. In addition, pulse 4 was also reused on the matter in his talk show Talk of the Town . Also, because the true rate.

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